An Introduction (and possibly cake)

Did you hear that? No?

That was your Guardian Space Kitty telling you to follow this blog from the Moon Base.
Okay, maybe it was me, but it's still a pretty good idea to follow this. Why? Because I said so. Oh, and maybe reading something both smart and funny could possibly brighten your day/night/life. So, of course you'd want some information on this blog before you devote your whole life to it, and I really hope that isn't the problem, so here you go. Read this and behold the most epic journey of your life.

Who am I? I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure you're not sure. Unless you are. Then go ahead and skip this part.
I am a girl. I am not a boy. I am not some other species where genders do not exist, so please don't be sending me requests for scientific research. There, now my gender is cleared up and we can continue on with the party.
What is this blog for?
This blog is for anybody out there in the far-reached Internet who stumble across it on their journey for gold and entertainment. Or, maybe you searched this blog up on our overlord, also known as Google, which means you are a visitor. Welcome back, but it isn't possible to follow something that doesn't yet exist.
but...MAYBE YOU ARE A TIME TRAVELER...
What will be on this magical, fabulous, and possibly spectacular blog of epicosity?
Something good, hopefully. There will be smarts, wit, and maybe cake.

Well, I don't know how much more I can type without my laptop overheating, so here is a good-bye for now. Follow this blog.

It's a party in a box.
     -DDGurl